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Old 12-06-2002, 01:32 PM   #134
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Originally posted by j03L10T
2. The handy man smokes massive amounts of crack cocaine and, after passing the bong back and forth a few times
Okay now .... let's get the paraphenalia nomenclature straight here.

A bong is a water-pipe used for smoking marijuana.

Crack cocaine is smoked using a "stem" which does not contain a water chamber, and may be constructed of glass (for fancy upscale users) or the largest piece of a telescoping antenna (your basic, average, crack stole my life users). I have confiscated more antennas, although the cleverest version I saw came from a prisoner who had fashioned a combination shiv, potato peeler & crack stem in his spare time at the county correctional facility.
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