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of course I know the words to the national anthem!
My country hates me
I'll go to Germany
Und be a shpy
I'll eat die sauerkraut
Undtill mine eyes pop out
Und den I will shout
"hotsi, totsie! I'm a nazi!"
courtesy of an old norwegian guy
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Well, obviously no one is going to give you a nickel every time something common happens, so stop using that idiotic phrase.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished, persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
-Mark Twain
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