Why is that "comical"? Do you even have any idea how much law enforcement goes on in our parks? Drunks, poachers, artifact stealers, suicide cases, drug dealers, teenagers tearing up battlefields. Funding for Park Service law enforcement has been cut to the bone to the point where we have interpretive rangers doubling as LEs. You think it's better to fund faith-based organizations?
Haliburton?
WTF do you want? Until you spend 15 years working for the Park Service I really don't think you are in the position to say what is or isn't "comical."