Originally Posted by Beestie

From the Kansas State Department of Education
Public Information (785) 296-3723

November 29, 2006
For Immediate Release

Contact:
Karla S. Denny, Coordinator
Communications & Recognition Programs
Kansas State Department of Education
(785) 296-4876


Topeka – Effective immediately, the Kansas Board of Education is banning the use of all purple volleyball nets until the effects of said purple netting on the Satanic desires of young boys to become young ladies can be determined with biblical precision.

That and carbon dating was invented by the devil. Which makes sense. Carbon being the residue of burnt stuff. And all burnt stuff comes from hell. Where it got burnt.