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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
(BTW, from the thread title I was expecting you to discuss her, well, headlights.)
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Hahaa, me too.
I can't STAND RR - her squeaky voice, her fucking dumb kindergarten-level teaching style, the horrendously boring food she cooks, the absurdity that any level-headed human could and would travel to the world's biggest cities and only spend $40 a day. Her show is like the Sesame Street of Food Network, right down to the lame acronyms and phrases she uses. (Can't you picture E.V.O.O. popping up as big, multi-colored bubble letters each time she says it?)
However, I recognize she is incredibly cute, and man would I
love to let her have a taste of my all-natural, original flavor tubesteak. But my friend maintains his theory that RR would much prefer food to sex, that she would rather dive head-first into a bin of chocolate than be screwed silly by any of the thousands of men who would jump at the opportunity. I have to agree.