I had acrylic nails put on yesterday (I have lady's hands now, please ask if you want a picture) and I keep forgetting.
I was in the bathroom having a rummage round in my nose (with a tissue I might add) and poked myself eye-wateringly hard on the soft flesh inside. 5 minutes later it's stopped bleeding but everything seems to smell of copper.
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