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Old 12-07-2006, 12:44 PM   #43
wolf
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spexxvet
For Christmas I don't want

... a handgun ...
I'll take your handgun, then, but I think you really might like it if you try it.

I don't want:

Another case of the Shingles
A steaming bowlful of poop (I actually get one of these on a daily basis. I can't wait until my mother is able to do her own colostomy care)
Any sweaters or clothing. Even if they are in the right size, nobody ever picks out anything I would like.
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