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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
For Christmas I don't want
... a handgun ...
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I'll take your handgun, then, but I think you really might like it if you try it.
I don't want:
Another case of the Shingles
A steaming bowlful of poop (I actually get one of these on a daily basis. I can't wait until my mother is able to do her own colostomy care)
Any sweaters or clothing. Even if they are in the right size, nobody ever picks out anything I would like.