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This could be in pet TMI but shortly after homegirl's dad passed away we got a call from our local catfood pusher, telling us that a local vet was going to whack a kitty who had been at the vet's for a year and noone wanted him. Would we take him?

Being in the weakened emotional state we were (we had taken care of dad during his last months of ALS, and he died at home) I said "sure" without hesitating.

We go to the vet to rescue the cat and there was this truly wretched looking thing. Emaciated. Would make Kate Moss look like Mama Cass. crazy matted long orange fur dreadlocks, and I looked at his hinder and said to customG: He's not fixed! The lab Tech over heard me and said, "He's fixed, he has a prolapsed anus from all the diarhea he's had."

Being me I was too much of a pussy to say "No fucking way am I taking that filthy inside skinside outside inside cat home with me.

Now, 6 years later he is fat, fluffy and his asshole is where it belongs.

And he is still a flea bag.