Heh. I just had this vision of a pan-handler talking on a cell-phone and carrying a make-up bag.
"Uh, yeah, hold on one second, Larry. Excuse me, brother, could you spare a dollar for a sister who's out of luck? What's that, Larry? Ya don't say!! Uh huh. Uh huh. Hey, that bastard stiffed me! You punk! Say, I went to this killer website the other day..."
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