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Two winos are walking down the street.
Tom says "Man, I haven't eaten in three days."
Jerry says "Dude, I'd eat almost anything, I'm so hungry."
A couple blocks later, they find a dead cat.
Jerry says "Do you want any or can I eat it all?"
Tom says "Go right ahead."
He watches Jerry eat the whole cat, fur, intestines and all.
A couple blocks later, Jerry says "Oh dude, I'm gonna be sick-- BLEAHHH" and pukes everything up.
Tom pulls out a knife and fork and exclaims "Perfect! A hot meal!!!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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