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I put brick pattern wallpaper over the brick walls in my apartment.
When people come over, I tell them "Go ahead, touch it, it feels real." - Steven Wright
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. When it comes out, I'm gonna sue myself. - Steven Wright
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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