Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
Nobody knows my sorrow.
I've seen a guy chug down a half a coke can filled with Safety Clean. (1.1.1. Trichloroethane Nu).
I've seen a guy have his pants burned off.
I've seen a guy blow his intake manifold and hood off the car.
I've seen a guy split both barrels on a Parker Brothers shot gun.
Practical jokes are neither.
