One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "
completely heterosexual." And baby Jesus raised his tiny, fat baby fist in victory! The menace of
teh ghey has been banished back to Hell, where it belongs. Let this be a lesson to those evil-doers who would "recruit" our children:
baby Jesus is coming for you. Get cured, or get bashed. Your call.