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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Go into a store that uses them and ask them pretty please. Look honest, otherwise they might just call Security anyway.
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That's what I'm afraid of:
Rent-a-cop: Ma'am, where'd you get this shirt?
Me: I bought it a few years ago.
RAC: Suuuuuuuuuurrrre, do you have a receipt?
Me: Uh, no, I've moved twice since then, I could barely find the shirt.
RAC: You're coming with us to the station. Crime Scene Investigation will get to the bottom of this
Music swells, camera pans to my panic-stricken face, then to RAC's smug look of justice...annnnnnnnndddd...we're out.