My sarcasm is getting even better
People who don't ride their bikes in the street.
Today's twit:
I was on my lunch break today and was just walking around near my office building at a slow pace.
Some jerk on his bike is speeding up behind me but couldn't get by fast enough and he yells at me "There's a reason they make the sidewalks so wide asshole!!"
So I yelled back "there's also a reason they call it a sideWALK!!!"
No response other than a dirty look and head shake.
Got a smile from the lady walking the other way.
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