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Hopefully new....
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at
my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we
had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old
blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things." My wife is a very
reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that
I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10 inch black and white TV. Aren't
older women great. They really know how to solve
your mid-life crisis............
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Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears
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