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Pie · 02-23-2007, 02:07 PM

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"'

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!"

To which the budgie replies "Yes, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"

02-23-2007, 02:07 PM	#7
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"' The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!" To which the budgie replies "Yes, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!" __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.