A skank ho, apparently. To tell you more would reveal my true name, which, as all Earthsea dwellars know, is a very dangerous thing.
monster looks like a clown
monster looks like a Scooby Doo Chia-Pet
monster looks like something from Scrapheap Megawars
monster looks like a frog
and using my highly unusual middle name
Jane looks like she was created to make erotic films and fantasies
Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in
Jane looks like a woman – with large breasts, curvy hips
Jane looks like Lambert
So there we have it. A Skank Ho Lambert.
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