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Loud mouth boisterous guy was sitting clear across the bar from me. Trying to show off, he yells "Hey Lisa, have you ever heard of 60 second sex?"
I'd heard this joke, and knew this was a great time to reinforce my "Queen of Quick Comebacks" title.
Innocently, I said "uh, no?"
He replied with the usual "Got a minute?"
I gave pause so everyone could chuckle at the joke before I said "Sure, but what are we going to do with the other 45 seconds?"
The look on his face and the cheers of the crowd made me feel pretty darn smug!
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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