Hmm
Mentioning China was indeed a joke. As for the rest, Pakistan is "our new friend" who is also the chief financial and military backer of the Taliban, and who is on the verge of nuclear war with India and home to an unelected government (whose figurehead speaks English with a charming British accent) beset by popular Islamic fundamentalists. Can you say Iran-before-the-fall-of-the-shah?
As for North Korea... why don't you catch me up? Why, again, is there no military option?
If all you're looking for is a war you can win, invade Saudi Arabia. You have about as much of a pretext.
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