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Sundae · 03-30-2007, 06:59 AM

While walking down the street a man notices that a fellow pedestrian has a small orange instead of a head. Somewhat perturbed by this strange sight, he asks the man with the orange for a head how he came to have a fruit in place of his bonce.

"Well," orange head says, "I found a lamp while I was out for a walk yesterday, and when I rubbed it a genie appeared. He granted me three wishes. First I wished for £20 million."

"And did you get it?" the name with the normal head asked.

"Yes," the orange headed man replied. "So for my second wish I asked for a gorgeous group of willing women to appear and fulfil all my sexual fantasies. And that happened too."

"My God, man," the normal bloke said. "What on earth did you ask for on your third wish?"

"Isn't it obvious?" said the man. "I wished I had an orange for a head."

03-30-2007, 06:59 AM	#1250
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	While walking down the street a man notices that a fellow pedestrian has a small orange instead of a head. Somewhat perturbed by this strange sight, he asks the man with the orange for a head how he came to have a fruit in place of his bonce. "Well," orange head says, "I found a lamp while I was out for a walk yesterday, and when I rubbed it a genie appeared. He granted me three wishes. First I wished for £20 million." "And did you get it?" the name with the normal head asked. "Yes," the orange headed man replied. "So for my second wish I asked for a gorgeous group of willing women to appear and fulfil all my sexual fantasies. And that happened too." "My God, man," the normal bloke said. "What on earth did you ask for on your third wish?" "Isn't it obvious?" said the man. "I wished I had an orange for a head." __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac