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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
"Now that the bees are all dead, try our new strain of pollination free plants. They're patented, so you need to send us 30% royalties on your annual harvest."
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Cheaper to have migrant workers do it. Give them a cotton swab and make them run around the fields brushing it over all the flowers.
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"Que?"
"You're not doing it right."
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