OF COURSE IT'S A REAL FREAKING DEAL. THE MYTH THING WAS PROBABLY DREAMED UP BY SOME JEALOUS MYSOGENISTIC CLOSET-BOUND FAGGOT WHO JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THAT HE'S NEVER GOING TO "GET IT" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S
MY CHOCOLATE. YOU REALLY HATE ME DON'T YOU? I KNOW YOU THINK I'M SO FAT I'M REPULSIVE AND YOU WISHED I HAD A BUM LIKE WHATSERFACE AT WORK WELL LET ME TELL YOU SHE'S THE BIGGEST SLAPPER AROUND AND THEY AREN'T REAL AND SHE WOULD RUN A MILE IF SHE HEARD YOU SNORE AND I WANT A HOT WATER BOTTLE AND SOME CAKE. now.
NOW
Warmth, alcohol or hot drinks, rest and massage. Getting your feet up can make a huge difference -I really hate to sit with my feet off the floor, but I've found that all my cramps and aches feel so much better after 30 minutes with feet up. Massage on feet, base of spine and armpit/shoulders seems most effective.
Haven't tried any teas, sorry. Not since I tried raspberry leaf when my first sprog was overdue.