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Originally Posted by pourbill
One of those first warm days of summer two secretaries decide to have lunch at the zoo. After a bit they find themselves fooling around in front of the gorilla cage. One in particular was really teasing the big male, bending over to show as much cleavage as possible and lewdly spreading her legs. To their dismay the gorilla rips apart the bars and is on the little teaser within a heartbeat, brutally ravishing her.
The next day her friend visits her in the hospital. As she approahes her bruised and bandaged friend she asks, "does it hurt?"
"Does it hurt? No candy, no flowers, no phone call."
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I would have just been standing there yelling "Next!"