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luvclowns · 04-14-2007, 11:23 PM

A woman has a 2 week old baby are in the pediatrician's office and after weighing the infant, the doctor says, "This baby hasn't gained enough weight. Is he bottle fed or breast fed?" The woman replies, "Breast fed." The doctor says, "Well, I'm going to have to examine you...please remove your shirt and bra." She does so and the doctor begins to massage her breasts and pinch her nipples. "You don't have any milk!" he says. She replies, "No, I don't....I'm his grandma...but I'm really glad I came today!"

04-14-2007, 11:23 PM	#1256
luvclowns Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Greentree PA, with my dad to care for him Posts: 2	A woman has a 2 week old baby are in the pediatrician's office and after weighing the infant, the doctor says, "This baby hasn't gained enough weight. Is he bottle fed or breast fed?" The woman replies, "Breast fed." The doctor says, "Well, I'm going to have to examine you...please remove your shirt and bra." She does so and the doctor begins to massage her breasts and pinch her nipples. "You don't have any milk!" he says. She replies, "No, I don't....I'm his grandma...but I'm really glad I came today!" __________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.