Thread: The Sex Thread
View Single Post
Old 05-04-2007, 02:24 AM   #11
Crimson Ghost
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
On your parents bed.
Try to time it so that you climax just as the folks walk through the door.
Worked for so many teenagers.

Also, try pulling your knees toward your chest just before, during and after orgasm.

If that doesn't work, just fuck as much as you can.
If you don't get pregnant, at least you'll have a smile on your face and a wiggle in your walk.
I know other ways to put a wiggle in your walk, but they won't help you conceive.
__________________
We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
Crimson Ghost is offline   Reply With Quote