Gee, blue - looks like nobody's helping you out on this one.
Here's what I recommend: Tell her that x years ago you'd have been very interested but having a wife you can barely keep up with makes it all but impossible at this point. x is the number of years you've known your wife + 1.
That way nobody's feelings get hurt and nobody gets insulted.
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