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Saddam Hussein · 02-19-2003, 07:20 PM

Hey Syc! You found my plate! I've been looking for that.

Please forward it to:

<center><b>me</b></center>
<center>The Intersection of Saddam Blvd and Saddam Pkwy</center>
<center>Smoking Hole, Iraq</center>

I'll have Osama crawl out of the manhole to retrieve it. He may not get to it right away though, he's learning my chemical and biological distribution systems underground right now.

That plate will look *perfect* on my mantle, with my "mutilated and severed genitals in formaldahyde" collection.

I'll send you a powdery check for your efforts. Or if you'd rather, I'll send you a set of Madonna's "autographed" panties. Thanks in advance.

Your Pal in Iraq,

Me

02-19-2003, 07:20 PM	#8
Saddam Hussein The CIA faked my death Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with OBL in the White House basement Posts: 61	Hey Syc! You found my plate! I've been looking for that. Please forward it to: <center><b>me</b></center> <center>The Intersection of Saddam Blvd and Saddam Pkwy</center> <center>Smoking Hole, Iraq</center> I'll have Osama crawl out of the manhole to retrieve it. He may not get to it right away though, he's learning my chemical and biological distribution systems underground right now. That plate will look perfect on my mantle, with my "mutilated and severed genitals in formaldahyde" collection. I'll send you a powdery check for your efforts. Or if you'd rather, I'll send you a set of Madonna's "autographed" panties. Thanks in advance. Your Pal in Iraq, Me __________________ This is really slang, dont be frightened Last edited by Saddam Hussein; 02-19-2003 at 07:32 PM.