Someone I once knew travelled to Japan on business.
She returned with a number of souveniers, but the one that got the most laughs was "Mr Happy Cucumber." (which was how the box was marked. We didn't just make this name up).
It was a plastic cucumber ... appeared to be like any other of plastic vegetable, unless you knew the trick.
A twist and a pull and you found out that the cucumber was merely a sheath ... for a rather conventional dildo.
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