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Originally Posted by Rexmons
Phil here's the version I heard:
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor, hands him a $5 and asks, "make me one with everything"; the hotdog vendor gives him his hotdog and when the Buddhist asks for his change the vendor replies "change comes from within."  |
i like that one better. 
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Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
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