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I knew someone who would regularly bring a can of chickpeas to every company function.
Nothing else. Just the chickpeas.
Not surprisingly, they didn't get opened or eaten (he brought the chickpeas, not a can opener, not a salad to put them on, not some garlic and olive oil to make hummus out of them. Just chickpeas.)
At the end of the event, he'd take the chickpeas back. I think he kept them in the office in the event a party might break out at a random moment and he'd need to bring 'something'.
And, as you might expect, he was the king of taking home the leftovers.
Bastard.
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