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Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!
Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
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