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Why did god make white chocolate?
So black children can smear something on their face.
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What do Virginia Tech & Mount Everest have in common?
Both are Minus 33 and have killer slopes!
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I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange
window at my local bank. I was in the short line......just one person ahead of
me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. He was more
than a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get
two hunat dolla for yen, today get one hunat eighty: Why it change?"
The teller replied, "Fluctuations".
The Asian man yells, "Fluc you white guys, too!"
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Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight?
Because the pillow was in the way.
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How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. The problem is getting them in there.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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