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Undertoad · 03-08-2003, 09:53 AM

Sper, if you want more certainty in your sex life, just get married. That's what I did, and now I don't have to say "I find it more likely that I'll die than get laid..." I know for *certain* that I won't get laid. It works perfectly!

03-08-2003, 09:53 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Sper, if you want more certainty in your sex life, just get married. That's what I did, and now I don't have to say "I find it more likely that I'll die than get laid..." I know for certain that I won't get laid. It works perfectly!