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Urbane Guerrilla · 07-11-2007, 12:02 AM

We tell jokes about Jesus. They are regarded as jokes in rather poor taste, but not poor enough that we can't tell them.

[Perhaps the pleasantest of these jokes is the one where Jesus is defending the woman taken in adultery, saying, "Let him who is without (this) sin throw the first stone."

A stone flies out of the crowd. Jesus looks to see who threw it and cries out, "Mo-om!!"]

Can you make that free with Muhammed, On Whom Be Peace (and certain of his followers should be following that example and not that of The Old Man of the Mountain), without getting sentenced to stoning?

07-11-2007, 12:02 AM	#13
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	We tell jokes about Jesus. They are regarded as jokes in rather poor taste, but not poor enough that we can't tell them. [Perhaps the pleasantest of these jokes is the one where Jesus is defending the woman taken in adultery, saying, "Let him who is without (this) sin throw the first stone." A stone flies out of the crowd. Jesus looks to see who threw it and cries out, "Mo-om!!"] Can you make that free with Muhammed, On Whom Be Peace (and certain of his followers should be following that example and not that of The Old Man of the Mountain), without getting sentenced to stoning? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.