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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You realize, I now have to cut your head off, don't you?
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Go a
head, I'm not using it. :p
I got a million of 'em. You should see my "Jesus on a rubber cross" impression. Guaranteed to piss off extremists, young and old alike.
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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
(Now, will you get that one?)
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Or this one:
Two women are walking along the docks one night. They see a couple seamen. The first lady asks "Aren't those sailors out after hours?"
The second lady replies "I sure hope so!"