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Originally Posted by UT
- The Bush Believers
- The Organized Criminals
- The Thugs
- The Brits
- The Starter Government
- Head for Canada
- None of the Above
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Action: Hello, Canada, eh!
Evaluation / response by:
BB: Minor victory for us, only because it makes the population of a blue state, an area we don’t control, slightly less. Small bonus for the absence of a potential enemy.
OC: Potentially large victory, depending on what was left behind (house, car, stuff), and in whose local territory it was left (OC, TT).
TT: Potentially large victory, depending on what was left behind (house, car, stuff), and in whose local territory it was left (OC, TT).
TB: A dead loss. There goes a non-hostile local. Someone with whom we could have worked while we’re in this war, someone this messed up country will desperately need once we’re gone.
SG: A dead loss. There goes someone who’s smart, resourceful, and takes action. It’s a damn shame he values himself and his family more than he values our ith whom we could have worked while we’re in this war, someone our beloved country will desperately need once The Brits have gone.
Other New Canadians: Another smart (and probably sad, but live) rat fleeing the sinking ship.
NA: What? Me, worry?
Alternate ending 01:
Action: Become bold Bush Believer.
Evaluation / response by:
BB: Welcome aboard. First things first, sign this DNR, this Non Compete, this Oath of Loyalty and this Confession. Oh, don’t worry, we’ll fill in the date later. Oh, and here, drink this kool aid.
OC: I always knew that *$M)%*(&(@ was a “patriot”! Ptui! He’s dead meat if he ever shows up here again.
TT: I always knew that *$M)%*(&(@ was a “patriot”! Ptui! He’s dead meat if he ever shows up here again.
TB: Great, just bloody great. At this rate, we’ll need to start printing Canasta decks.
SG: Deluded f*cker. True Americans owe their loyalty to the country and the Constitution, not the man.
NC: Dumbass.
NA: What, me? Worry?
Alternate ending 02:…
Alternate ending 03:
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Etc, etc.
Don’t you see that A is in opposition to B? If I align with A, I am a good guy to A and a bad guy to B, and vice a freakin versa. You must be acquainted with the concept of self righteousness, and everyone, you, me and “them” included.