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Originally Posted by Hime
omg too soon!
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Thank you.
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Q: What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex?
A: A microwave won't brown your meat.
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Guy walks into a bar and says "All lawyers are assholes".
This big fellow in a suit whips around and says "Hey, I resent that."
"Yeah, well are you a lawyer?" he asks.
"No" says the big guy, "I'm an asshole."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years