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Originally Posted by smurfalicious
...but last night, at dinner, which is when she usually asks her most fucked up questions (so naturally the Heimlich maneuver is well practiced in my home), she asks how it is that it takes two people to make babies.
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Great. Googley. Moogley. I just about needed the heimlich maneuver performed on ME! I read "...
dinner, which is when she usually asks her most fucked up questions (so naturally the Heimlich maneuver is well practiced in my home)..." and tried to simultaneously spit out and choke on my tater-tot and sip of pink lemonade.
I don't have children, but God...other people's children sure do amuse me!