10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers’
10 Have to sit upright while driving.
9 Pistol won’t stay under front seat
8 Engine noise drowns out the rap music
7 Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the
same time
6 They keep trying to carjack Dale, Jr.
5 Police cars on track interfere with race
4 No passenger seat for the Ho
3 No Cadillac’s approved for competition
2 When they crash their cars, they bail out & run
1 They can’t wear their helmets sideways.
PS - I hate NASCAR - but this was funny
