[piercehawkeye45]

My guess is that it is a joke and I really hope I'm right.

How did you become so wise? How do you stay so rational all the time?

-Does a good painter "try" to paint? Does God "try" to be good? Does a writer "try" to write? No, of course not. A painter doesn't "try" to paint, he simply paints. In a similar fashion, I don't "try" to be rational; I simply am.

Edit- It is a joke

From: Luke

Dear Jesus,

If people who don't believe in you and God are so wrong, why don't you just burn them alive? Or have some magical horses come in and rip them apart? Lethal injection is fun! Or you could pick them up and throw them off a cliff. Maybe you could put them all in a hole and take control of a missile and nuke them. Anyways, just wanted to know why they aren't dead yet.


Your local Anti-Atheist,
Me


PS: You could also have an Atheist convention on a ship and ram their ship into an iceberg.worked pretty well for the Titanic.


Jesus Responds:

It is obvious that you have been reading your bible. Scripture states quite clearly that the only thing that calms God's uncontrollable rage is the sight of severed heads:

Numbers 25:4
"And the LORD said unto Moses, 'Take all the heads of the people, and hang
them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the
LORD may be turned away from Israel.'"
If God decapitated people himself, it would eliminate the need for faith. Feel free to massacre some atheists. Hopefully you'll kill enough of them to calm God down. Otherwise, look forward to more Hurricane Katrinas and 9/11s.

Your pal,
Jesus