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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Ya know, if you went to Wolf's facility, you'd end up as a story here. You'd be "the crazy Limey guy who came all the way from god-knows-where to check in while I was trying to eat pizza". Are your shoe laces a traditional color? 
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Yeah- but she's leaving all the clues on how to annoy people enough to get checked in and stay there. All the wrong things to say at the right time. Like:
"Do you believe I don't want to hurt you?" Say that over and over while they have a mouth full of pepperoni or are trying to make a fresh pot of coffee.....The more you annoy them the longer your stay.
Wear some eel skin pants with lime green shoes.
You're a keeper!
Or the worst- refuse to say anything at all...aparently they hate that.
Best of luck fargon. I hope you can get in and stay until you're ready.