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It wasn't a DVD, it was OnDemand. I don't know what I was thinking. Clearly I wasn't. I had watched pretty much everything else I wanted to that I didn't have to pay extra for. Really. I mean, I even spent about an hour going through the Karaoke channel, and was belting out Copacabana, American Pie, Dry Bones, If you're going to San Francisco, and The Rose in the privacy of my living room. And then I did the stupid thing. I mean, I knew it was going to suck, but well, it's kind of like driving past a bad accident, you know, just like that.
House of Wax. The remake. I should have known better, really. You know how I feel about remakes. But there is one bright spot ... Paris Hilton gets gruesomely killed in a dusty warehouse.
Oh, come on. It's not a spoiler, you knew it was going to happen.
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