My plastic surgeon when I was burned was Dr. Burner.
One of my all-time favorite horrible names is Butkus. As in Dick Butkus the football player. Football players seem to have a high percentage of horrible names. My theory is they get toughened up by all the teasing they have to endure so they end up as big bruisers--i.e., football players.
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"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
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