[Weird Harold]

I only use the bathroom at work if it's an extreme emergency. Work is some one's house, and they don't mind you taking a leak, but stinking up the customers bathroom is frowned upon. The other reason, the weird loo, too much information reason is, I hate toilet paper. I have hemorrhoids, so my asshole is lumpy, and bumpy, so I use baby wipes. They are a whole lot less painful, than toilet paper, and do a much better job of cleaning things up.