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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and
saw Daddy and Aunt Joy in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Joy I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Joy a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Joy helped Daddy take his pants off, then AuntJoy......." At this point Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Joy. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Joy a big kiss, then he helped her take off
her shirt. Then Aunt Joy helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Joy and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle
Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Mommy fainted!
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