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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure
Extreme BJ
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Ahh, OK folks, we're starting to get a picture of that other 0.56%
I have a couple entries:
Extreme Network Administration
events include:
- The speed crimp: How fast can you terminate CAT5 cable?
- The extreme update: How quickly can you propagate authoritative DNS server changes in your WHOIS record to the root TLD servers?
- Hot-swap hardware upgrades: Do you have the guts to replace a switch while the president of the company is reading his email?
Extreme CIO [chief information officer]
including:
- The Denial of Service: Do you have the guts to tell the CEO that budgets cuts will work out to cuts in services?
- The ERP vault: Can you implement an enterprise payroll/human resources/accounting system in less time than it takes the entire workforce of the company (including you) to turn over? (Bonus points for style if a majority of the turnover is attributable to the software implementation)
- License lingo: prizes given for software licenses with the fewest number of intelligible sentences; bonus points if the product being licensed doesn't do anything useful in the first place