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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working
> together one day.
>
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
> on
> you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
> land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
> fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
> Palestine,
> Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
> our precious land."
>
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
> around those countries.
>
> The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
>
> The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
> completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
> virtually
> impenetrable."
>
> The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
> water."
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