I'm not going to pander to your condition anymore Tick!
There is a prize for 1,000 posts if you start pretending there is. Someone will be naive enough to give you one. Assumptive gifting....like Christmas.....But since you have thrown in your brand of sarcasm and skepticism, now it's ruined......I had my prize all picked out and the chances were pretty good that I was going to get it until you showed up.......are you going to ruin my Christmas now too grinchy tick?!?
What a nightmare!!!
*sigh* I'll have to leave this to you....Muuuust woooork. Plbbbt.