What makes you think I'm not a superhero?!? I used to have a room-mate and the arguements went like this:
Her: You're
not a superhero. (vapid)
Me: Why not?!? (shocked and upset)
Her: You are more of a side-kick. (matter of factly)
Me: Oh yea....didn't I save you from being hit by that car at the coffee shop? (defensive)
Her: Cars that don't exist don't count.....(coming up with
minor details to win the arguement)
Yea...she was such a bitch......why be like her and just point out that people
aren't super-heros at random? That hurts Ducks. That really hurts....
